EnterGreatName

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via toocabaret)

Apr 16
In the delivery room
strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all
Apr 16

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

(Source: america-wakiewakie, via toocabaret)

Apr 14

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

(via onegirlandhercrazyblog)

Apr 14

tardis-mind-palace:

you-corndog:

chickentaco:

Holy shit

are you serious

now do the other one

(Source: gaksdesigns, via johngreensmoustache)

Apr 12

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Bo Burnham is great.

(Source: loganismine-sorry, via angelicbuttsex)

"I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you"

- ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via middle-earth-and-westeros)

(via mylifeinfandom)

Apr 12
Apr 12

xombiedirge:

8-Bit Ghibli Series by Richard J. Evans

(via griffybabyyyy)

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

(via toocabaret)

Apr 11
ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.
Apr 9

ericrileyy:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

(Source: socialcasualties, via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

it started out with a click

image

how did it end up like this

image

it was only a click

It was only a click.

(Source: 2boys1cup, via onegirlandhercrazyblog)

Apr 9
Apr 9

(Source: malsaud, via cumberbitchsandwich)